Imagine this.
A therapist told a woman to use some imagination while making love with her...
Bonds And Men
What’s the difference between government bonds and men?Bonds mature.
If Thinking Machines ran Christmas…
|You would be able to hang over 64,000 ornaments on your tree (all identical)...
Lucky dog
What has four legs and an arm? A happy pit bull.
What is the difference between Michael Jackson and greyhound racing?
What is the difference between Michael Jackson and greyhound racing?The greyhounds wait for the...
Energizer Bunny
(AP) The Energizer Bunny, known best for “going and going and going…” passed away...
Everyone Is Busy
Sales person: Hello, may I speak to the man of the house please? Youngster:...
A Round For The House
A drunk walks into a bar and says, “Bartender, buy everyone in the house...
Polish Women and Vibrators
Q. Why don’t polish women use vibrators?A. It chips their teeth.
Greek wedding
Why do they have Feta cheese at a Greek wedding? To keep the flies...