Calf Value
A motorist driving by a Texas ranch hit and killed a calf that was...
Lonely Frog
A lonely frog telephoned the Psychic Hotline and asked what hisfuture holds.His Personal Psychic...
After a couple of years a couple wanted to have children…
After a couple of years a couple wanted to have children, but nothing worked.So...
Graphics work too much
|You’ve been in graphics too long if…by Chris ThornborrowMost of your friends can pronounce...
How do Catholics separate the men from the boys?
Q: How do Catholics separate the men from the boys?A: With a crowbar.
Like father like son
Little Johnny is in the bathroom taking a pee when the toilet seat falls...
Diff Between Gender Dreams
Women dream of world peace, a safe environment, and eliminatinghunger. What do men dream...
May I speak to the conductor
|A musician calls the orchestra office, asks for the conductor, and is told that...
Biblical one-liners… too cool!
Q. What kind of man was Boaz before he married?A. RuthlessQ. What do they...
Bad eyes.
A college couple is under a tree on campus making out. After a while,...