Rush Limbaugh
Rush Limbaugh and his chauffeur were out driving in the country and accidentally hit...
Athletes
If athletes get athlete’s foot, what do astronauts get? – Mistle toe, of course!
The three stages of sex in marriage.
The tri stages of sex in marriage- 1.Tri-weekly 2.Try-weekly 3.Try-weakly
Diet Plan
Did you hear about the heavyset guy who had tried every diet in the...
OLD NEVER DIES 13
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Have you ever seen…
Have you ever seen an asshole wrapped in plastic?Just look at your drivers license!
Dead Ringer, Part II
With the hunchback still dead, and his no-armed replacement still dead, the church leader...
Drugs have a generic name.
Generic Drug Names:Tylenol is Acetaminophen, Advil is Ibuprofen, Penicillin is Amoxycillin.So what’s the generic...
Pinnochio
Pinnochio was receiving complaints from his girlfriend about consummating their passions. “Every time we...
What is 3 feet tall and gives me head?
What’s 3 feet tall and gives me head?My son.