Man, the Lawn Mower
Why did God create man?Because a vibrator can’t mow the lawn.
Redneck honeymoon.
The hillbilly man and his new bride were on their honeymoon. The first night...
A very depressed man
|There’s a man sitting at a bar just looking at his drink. He stays...
John receives a phone call…
John receives a phone call. “Hello,” he answers. The voiceon the ot other end...
How do you tell if you are in a gay church?
How do you tell if you are in a gay church? Only half the...
Men Are Like Toilets..
Men are like toilets — either they’re taken, or full of crap!
Yo\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\’ mama\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\’s so fat…
Yo’ mama’s so fat when she get’s out of bed in New York she...
OLD NEVER DIES 13
|OLD POSTAL CARRIERS never die, they just lose their zipOLD PRINTERS never die, they’re...
Clear Weather?
As a couple sat in the living room, watching TV, the phone rang.The husband...
CROSSING THE STREET
TWO TAMPONS WERE CROSSING THE STREET. THEY SEE A FRIEND. WHICH ONE WAVES?NEITHER, THEY...