Mind telling me the time?
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Sunday School
Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through...
CLINTON DEPLOYS VOWELS TO BOSNIA
Cities of Sjlbvdnzv, Grzny to Be First RecipientsBefore an emergency joint session of Congress...
The 12 marriages!
A lawyer got married to a woman who had previously been married 12 times....
When I die…
When I die I want to go peacefully — like my grandfather did —...
Getting into fights
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Before it starts…
A man comes home from an exhausting day at work, plops down on the...
Talk like an adult!
The Grade 2 pupils returned to class after the long weekend. Their teacher told...
Lessons from Noah\’s Ark
Plan ahead… It wasn’t raining when Noah built the ark.Stay fit. When you’re 600...
The right rhythm
On hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie wentstraight to her...