What is the proper weight for an attorney?
What is the proper weight for an attorney?About 3 pounds, …….not counting the urn!
The priest was preparing a man…
The priest was preparing a man for his long day’s journey into night.Whispering firmly,...
Office Worker Resolution
|RESOLUTION #1: 1999: I will read at least 20 good books a year. 2000:...
What happened to the blonde ice hockey team?
What happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in Spring training.
What do Ethiopians and Yoko Ono have in common?
What do Ethiopians and Yoko Ono have in common?They both live off dead Beatles.
Jesus has risen
Easter is approaching. Father O’Maley checks estimates for the flowerdecoration of the altar.The catholic...
Like Cow-pats
Q: What do blondes and cow-pats have in common?A: They both get easier to...
The Blonde and the Alligator
A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a...
Charlie Brown in the 90′s
Do you remember the Charlie Brown specials that taught valuable life lessons to a...
Judi and a brunette were discussing their boyfriends…
Judi and a brunette were discussing their boyfriends.Brunette: Last night I had *three* orgasms...