Solution to the Y2K problem
|The government’s system administration team, working with computer manufacturers and experts in the computer...
Newly issued alcohol warnings
|The Toronto Board of Health has proposed that warning signs be placed on all...
The Parrots
A woman had two female parrots who were always yelling, “We’re prostitutes, wanna have...
A blind man is standing at the corner…
A blind man is standing at the corner with his seeing eye dog waiting...
Alabama License Application
Last name: _________________First name:(Check appropriate box) billy bob Bobby-Sue Billy-Joe Bobby-Jo Billy-Ray...
What are you doing, Tommy?
Vicar: Whats that you’re doing, Tommy?Tommy: Sticking bangers up frogs arses, Vicar.Vicar: Rectum, Tommy.Tommy:...
Grocery shopping
|A man observed a woman in the grocery store with a three year old...
What do you call a dog…
What do you call a dog with no back legs and steel testicles?SPARKY!!!
Many Sayings On Love And Sex
“Don’t worry. I’ve had a vasectomy/hysterectomy.” “I won’t come in your mouth, I promise.”...
Ugly Growth
I just had the doctor remove an ugly growth from my back. It was...