Wrong Operation
One Polish surgeon asks another: “How did that appendectomy go?”"Appendectomy?” shrieks the other. “I...
This morning I woke up to the unmistakable scent…
This morning I woke up to the unmistakable scent of pigs in a blanket.That’s...
The Tyson one-liners
|Q: What did Louis Farrakahn say to Mike Tyson after the fight?A: No stupid...
Fidel dies and goes to heaven…
Fidel dies and goes to heaven. When he gets there, St. Peter tells him...
Dog Named Sex (Classic)
Usually everyone who has a dog would call the dog Rover or something. I...
Do you realize what I am?
|Do you realize what I am?A blonde was telling her priest a Pollock joke,...
A young, freshly minted lieutenant…
A young, freshly minted lieutenant was sent to Bosnia as part of the peace...
Some useful bits of info!
Bits of information to help you through the day:If you yelled for 8 years,...
Mr. Smith was brought to Mercy Hospital…
Mr. Smith was brought to Mercy Hospital (a Catholic hospital), and taken quickly in...