Accordion jokes
|An accordion is a bagpipe with pleats.Q: What is the definition of an optimist?A:...
Ventriloquist
A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he’s doing a show...
One afternoon this young girl knocked on the door of her neighbor…
One afternoon this young girl knocked on the door of her neighbor,to chit chat...
The Biker’s decision.
You’d never believe it, but I bumped into a famous stuntman in a motorcycle...
Two blondes were walking through the woods…
Two blondes were walking through the woods and theycame to some tracks. The first...
You might be a redneck if…jeans
You prefer to walk the excess length off your jeans rather then hem them.
Arthritis
A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seat next to...
Cards You Won’t Find At Hallmark
“Looking back over the years that we’ve been together, I can’t help but wonder:…………....
Cow
What do you call a cow with no legs? GROUND BEEF!
Energizer Bunny
(AP) The Energizer Bunny, known best for “going and going and going…” passed away...