Twenty ways to confuse Santa Claus
|1. Instead of milk and cookies, leave him a salad, and a note explaining...
Pirate Joke
What was the pirate movie rated?ARRRRRRR
Dog washing
A young boy, about eight years old, walks into the localgrocery store and picks...
Golf Clubs
There was a businesswoman who just made a million dollars for an Arabian Oil...
Wrong Diagnosis
A man was walking along a sidewalk in a very gentle manner, almost as...
A horse wanders into a bar and orders a tall one…
A horse wanders into a bar and orders a tall one.The bartender says, “Hey...
Question and answer
|An economist is a trained professional paid to guess wrong about the economy. An...
Jim will not be in today. He is not feeling himself. Thank you.
“Jim will not be in today. He is not feeling himself. Thank you.”THIS MEANS:1....
An accountant is having a hard time sleeping…
An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his doctor.”Doctor,...
The art of foreplay
Woman, “Slow down, foreplay is an art.”Man, “Well, if you don’t get your canvas...