Payback IS a Bit….
A man walks into a bar one night. He goes up to the bar...
Dirty minds
Q) What does a vibrator and soybeans have in common?A)They are both meat substitutes!!!!
What is the future
|My horoscope read, “You’re going places and you can’t be stopped.”Apparently the cop who...
Genie bottle
A guy is walking along the beach and he stumbles on a Genie Bottle.He...
Mick was sitting at the pub telling his mate Harry…
Mick was sitting at the pub telling his mate Harry about a disturbing thing...
Universal Corporate Translator
“ENTRY-LEVEL POSITION”:You’ll be making under $6 an hour.- – - – -”ENTRY-LEVEL POSITION IN...
May I borrow your dog for a few days?
|It’s for my mother-in-law,” explained the mourner at the funeral procession. Tightening the leash,...
Blond medical terminology
|Artery — Study of paintingsBacteria — Back door of cafeteriaBarium — What doctors do...
What’s the difference between white onions, brown onions…
Q: What’s the difference between white onions, brown onions and a 14 inch dick?A:...
Wrong Finger
I saw my old girlfriend the other day and she had her wedding ring...