GRAND CANYON
YOUR MOMMA IS SO FAT WHEN SHE FELL IN THE GRAND CANYON SHE GOT...
What do you call a blonde with white eyes?
What do you call a blonde with white eyes?full up……Sent by Rob
Children Quotes
The first half of our life is ruined by our parents and the second...
Starch in your Shorts
Grampa and Billy were working out in the garden. Grampa spies Billy trying to...
Knock Knock Jokes 1
Knock Knock Who’s there? Avocado! Avocado who? Avocado a cold! Knock Knock Who’s there?...
A dog for a wife
It was a dark, stormy, night. The Marine was on his firstassignment, and it...
97 year old man comes to his doctor looking depressed…
97 year old man comes to his doctor looking depressed.He says “Doc, I think...
Bush’s Tragedy
One day, President Bush visited an elementary school. All the kids were so excited...
The bum on a street
|A bum asks a man for $2. The man asked, “Will you buy booze?”...
A cat’s dictionary
|Purring: Sound of a cat manufacturing cuteness.Purrverse: Poem about a strange kitty.Purranoia: The fear...