Marriage quotes 13
|There was a man who said, “I never knew what happiness was until I...
A Prayer Before Dying
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his...
yo mama is so fat… driveway
Yo mama is so fat, she has to iron her pants on the driveway.
Why can’t Chinese barbecue?
Q: Why can’t Chinese Barbecue?A: Because the rice falls through the grill
The Blonde and the Shepherd
There was this blonde girl who had gotten fed up with blonde jokes, so...
Did you hear about the new “morning after” pill for men?
Q: Did you hear about the new “morning after” pill for men?A: It changes...
Thanksgiving dinner prepared by kids
|A Thanksgiving Cookbookby Mrs. Geraghty’s Kindergarten ClassNOTE: Mrs. Geraghty will not be reponsible for...
Doctor’s Notes 1
A man comes into the ER and yells; “My wife’s going to have her...
Three guys are discussing women…
Three guys are discussing women.”I like to watch a woman’s tits best,” the first...
Bill Clinton and Al Gore go into a local diner for lunch…
Bill Clinton and Al Gore go into a local diner for lunch.As they read...