Enter the Pearly Gates
|Three men die in a car accident Christmas Eve. They all find themselves at...
Fly, baby, fly!
A police officer arrives at an accident scene whereapparently three blondes have leaped to...
What two things in the air will get a women pregnant?
What two things in the air will get a women pregnant? Her legs.
Park Registration Sheet Comments
Actual comments received in 1996 from the Bridger Wilderness registration sheets and comment cards:Trails...
Driving miss blondy
What do you call a blonde behind a stearingwheel? An airbag!
What is worse than a dead dog on your piano?
Q: What is worse than a dead dog on your piano?A: An infected pussy...
The Twelve Politically-Correct Days of Christmas
he Twelve Politically-Correct Days of Christmas On the 12th day of the Eurocentrically imposed...
No drinking in April
You should “never” drink during tax season.”You might shoot at tax collectors and miss!”
Girlfriend
You might be a redneck when you say ho-down and your girlfriend hits the...
Bill and Hillary are at a restaurant…
Bill and Hillary are at a restaurant. The waiter tells them tonight’s special is...