Things You Don’t Want Your System Admin To Say
Things You Don’t Want Your Sysadmin To Say1. Uh-oh…2. Oh S***!3. What the heck?!?4....
Quote and counter-quote.
Woman’s Quote of the Day:”Men are like fine wine. They all start out like...
Their true intention
One morning a little girl ran inside and said “Daddy, Daddy my sister and...
Little Johnny was 7 years old, and like other boys his age…
Little Johnny was 7 years old, and like other boys his age,rather curious. He...
The bum on a street
|A bum asks a man for $2. The man asked, “Will you buy booze?”...
ABC’s of ex girlfriends
A is for Arteries. You know, the things that your ex-girlfriend ripped out because...
The Wrong Way
As a old man was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang.Answering, he...
A tight travel budget
|All workers please be advised of the following changes to the travel policy.MemorandumTo: All...
Global Stupids
|Saddam Hussein’s stockpile is deadly. The smoke from his biological weapons could mix with...
Puppies don’t surf…
Why Dogs don’t surf the web…Can’t stick their heads out of Windows 2000.Too difficult...