Foot Tall
A guy walks into a bar and sits down next to a man who...
Elephant Fart
Q. Whats the difference between an elephants fart and a cocktail saloon?A. Ones a...
Mail carriers.
What kind of drugs are mail carriers not tested for?SPEED!
A man forgot to buy turkey for Thanksgiving
|It’s the day before Thanksgiving, and the butcher is just locking up when a...
Banana
What do you get when you cut a banana in two?A BANANA SPLIT!
EMT response times.
Three paramedics were boasting about improvements in their respective ambulance team?s response times. ?Since...
Two buddies were sharing drinks while discussing their wives…
Two buddies were sharing drinks while discussing their wives. “Does your wife ever …...
Feminist Fairytale!
Feminist’s Fairytale!! Once upon a time, a beautiful, independent, self assured princess happened upon...
Best For Dinner
Q: What does a blonde make best for dinner?A: Reservations.
Fly Buzzing
Q: What do you call a fly buzzing inside a blonde’s head?A: A Space...