What is Homer Simpson’s favorite ice cream?
Here’s a lame one….What is Homer Simpson’s favorite ice cream?Chocolate-chip cookie DOH!
A wife begins to get a little worried because…
A wife begins to get a little worried because her husband has not arrived...
Desire Matures
When I was in jr. high, all I wanted was a girl with large...
A Woman’s Ultimate Fantasy
A Woman’s Ultimate Fantasy…In a recent On-line poll 38,562 men across the UK were...
You’ve been programming too long when
When you are counting objects, you go “0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,A,B,C,D…”. When asked about a bus schedule,...
Bad Jeeves…BAD!
A wealthy couple had planned to go out for the evening. The woman of...
A sailor and a marine are taking a piss…
A sailor and a marine are taking a piss at a public restroom. The...
Triplets
One night a lady pregnant with triplets was walking by and a masked robber...
Handling teens
|A wise old gentleman retired and purchased a modest home near a junior high...
If Sony made toasters…
If Sony made toasters…Their Sony Toastman, which would be barely larger thanthe single piece...