Church Collection Distribution
Two priests and a rabbi were discussing what portion of the weekly collection they...
What do a hurricane, a tornado, a fire and a divorce have in common?
What do a hurricane, a tornado, a fire and a divorce have in common?...
Why is a violist like a terrorist?
Q: Why is a violist like a terrorist?A: They both fuck up bowings.
Optimist vs. Pessimist
|A family had twin boys whose only resemblance to each other was their looks....
A man forgot to buy turkey for Thanksgiving
|It’s the day before Thanksgiving, and the butcher is just locking up when a...
Needs
Husband and wife are getting all snugly in bed. The passion is heating up....
THEY SAY THOSE THINGS WILL KILL YOU
|Not much was given to me on this unlucky fellow, but he qualifies nonetheless....
I don’t know her
A couple walking in the park noticed a young man and woman sitting on...
Blonde paint job
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a...
yo mamas so stupid…gumball
Yo mamas so stupid she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited...