Peeing Dilemma! (very long)
*** COPIED FROM A NEWSGROUP POSTING ***(the male author was responding to a woman...
A young boy came home from school and told his mother…
A young boy came home from school and told his mother, “I had a...
A pizza was waiting in the stomach to be digested…
A pizza was waiting in the stomach to be digested,then suddenly a whiskey came...
The math one-liners
|Math problems? Call 1-800--. If parallel lines meet at infinity – infinity must be...
12 Feet Deep
Why are lawyers buried 12 feet deep instead of just six? Because deep down...
Pierced ears for pirates
How much do pirates pay to get their ears pierced?A Buccaneer!
The 2 deer hunters.
Two guys are out hunting deer…The first guy says, “Did you see that?…pointing to...
Charitable Donation
A local United Way office realized that it had never received a donation from...
Airline Funnies!
Occasionally, airline attendants make an effort to make the “in-flight safety lecture” and their...
A wish for Christmas
A wish for Christmas It is around christmas time and santa is sitting in...