Lawyer’s personal injury
|A golfer hooked his tee shot over a hill and onto the next fairway....
The Ford Slogan
Have you driven a Ford lately?Yeh, that’s why I drive a Chevy!
Punctuation
Q: How would a blond punctuate the following?: “Fun fun fun worryworry worry”A: Fun...
Retarded Duck Farmer
There was a retarded duck farmer who had 2 sons, but only enough money...
Bras
Dad, can I ask you something?Sure! What about?You see, I’m already fourteen and…I think...
Kneesles
A young couple got married and they’ve never made love before. On their wedding...
Pretty Big
A Texan goes to Toronto for a vacation.There he grabs a cab at the...
82 year old man
An 82 year old man marries an 18 year old woman, she becomes pregnant....
Strategy
The middle aged secretary had never been married and had had enuff of work,...
New hearing aid
|Seems an elderly gentleman had serious hearing problems for a number of years.He went...