Star Warts!
|What do you get if cross a science fiction film with a toad?Star Warts!
…..olympics
Why isn’t Mexico in the olympics?…Because everyone that can swim, jump, climb, and sprint...
Clearing it
A very drunk man in a bar tells the bartender and everyone that issitting...
What do Viagra And DisneyLand have in common?
What do Viagra And DisneyLand have in common?They both cause you to stand around...
Ghosts in a White House
One night Bill Clinton was awakened by George Washington’s ghost in the White House....
Everyone Is Busy
Sales person: Hello, may I speak to the man of the house please? Youngster:...
A Blonde Kidnapper
A Blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money, she...
His Last Wishes
Sometime after Sidney died, his widow, Tillie, was finally able to speak about what...
Super Looong List of One-Liners Part 2!
Q. How do you Scare a Man?A. Sneak up behind him and start throwing...
Almost Perfect Life
An old man is sitting on a park bench crying his eyes out. A...