face like a million dollars
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What do you call…
What do you call 3 blondes under a Christmas tree?Ho-Ho-Ho!
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How can I believe in God when just last week…
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A bullfrog!
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A wonderful exercise
A neighbor of mine, Myron, in his mid-50′s, had a relatively minorheart attack, and...