Question and answer blond jokes
|Q: Why do Blondes wear earmuffs?A: To avoid the draft.Q: Why did the blonde...
What do you do when a Blonde throws a grenade at you?
What do you do when a Blonde throws a grenade at you?Pull the pin...
After spending a night at a hotel with a prostitute…
After spending a night at a hotel with a prostitute, the politician took$300 out...
Two zebras are talking and one asks the other…
Two zebras are talking and one asks the other, “Am I black with white...
Because I’m a Guy!
Because I’m a Guy……I must hold the television remote control in my hand while...
The grasshopper joke!
So this grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender looks up and says “Hey!...
If Timex made toasters…
If Timex made toasters…They would be cheap and small quartz-crystal wrist toastersthat take a...
A dangerous job
This guy wakes up one morning to find a gorilla in his tree. He...
Three is equal to four
|Theorem: 3=4Proof:Suppose:a + b = cThis can also be written as:4a – 3a +...
FROG
What did one Lesbian frog say to the other Lesbian frog?You know what…we DO...