Elephant jokes 05
|Why did the elephant paint his toenails red?So he could hide in the cherry...
Love Potion
This guy goes to the pharmacist and says, “Listen, these two girls are coming...
After a long pubcrawl…
After a long pubcrawl those two guys discuss wether the moon is red orgreen....
Bake A Long Time
Q: Why did the blonde bake a chicken for three and a half days?A:...
Reasons For Being Stood Up
Reasons Dates Have Given For Standing Someone UpI showed up early and decided I...
women and small feet
Why do women have smaller feet than men? So they can stand closer to...
Lost Fingers
A man working at a lumberyard is pushing a tree through a saw when...
Kennedys, light bulbs
How many Kennedys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?Four – one to...
It was laying limp in my hand…
It was laying limp in my hand. It was very long, kind of thin....
Black Eye
Scoutmaster: Tenderfoot, how did you get that black eye?Tenderfoot: Sir, I was hit by...