String Joke
A string walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink.The bartender...
Farmer Petrovich is whipping and slapping his sheep…
Farmer Petrovich is whipping and slapping his sheep when the localminister comes walking around...
Kidnapped by a redneck?
Q: How do you know you’ve been kidnapped by a redneck?A: He’s asking 2...
60 Things Not to Say to a Naked Guy
1. I’ve smoked fatter joints than that. 2. Ahh, it’s cute. 3. Who circumcised...
A man was being interviewed for a job…
A man was being interviewed for a job. “Were you in the service?” ask...
Lawyers Abode (Classic)
Saint Peter was having a slow day at the Pearly Gates so he took...
Green Circles
A woman goes to the doctor and says, “Doctor, I’ve got a bit of...
Tiger Woods vs. Stevie Wonder!
At a celebrity party, Stevie Wonder meets golf champ Tiger Woods and mentions that...
Today is my daughter’s 18th birthday…
I’m so glad that this is my last child support payment. Month after month,...
Martha Stewart’s Rules for Rednecks
GENERAL 1. Never take a beer to a job interview. 2. Always identify people...