Why did the spider buy a car?
|Why did the spider buy a car?So he could take it out for a...
A woman had some problems, so she went to her doctor…
A woman had some problems, so she went to her doctor of twenty years.They...
Identify the problem
|A policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders, but was not getting...
Why do dogs stick their noses in women’s crotches?
Why do dogs stick their noses in women’s crotches?Because they can.
A guy takes his greenhorn wife hunting on a ranch…
A guy takes his greenhorn wife hunting on a ranch. When they reach their...
The drunk.
A completely inebriated man walked into a bar and, after staring for some time...
OLD NEVER DIES 13
|OLD POSTAL CARRIERS never die, they just lose their zipOLD PRINTERS never die, they’re...
Why do bankers make great lovers?
Why do bankers make great lovers? They know the penalty for early withdrawal.
Computer Died
Ted: Last night my computer died. Ned: What did it die of? Ted: Aterminal...
Blow
what is the difference between a paycheque and a penis?you don’t have to beg...