Still in the family
You might be a redneck if you’ve been married three timesand still have the...
Caught In Zippo
Q: What do you get when something gets caught in your Zippo?A: Zippo Marx.
Good morning ladies…
This blind guy was walking pass the fish market and he said”Good morning ladies..”
Golf lessons
A husband and wife love to golf together, but neither of them areplaying like...
Where are we?
|Fritz Kriesler and Rachmaninov had a recital in Carnegie Hall once. In the middle...
After a long pubcrawl…
After a long pubcrawl those two guys discuss wether the moon is red orgreen....
How true it is.
Recently, on an outing with my scout troop, the question came up of when...
A group of third, fourth and fifth graders…
A group of third, fourth and fifth graders accompanied by two female teachers went...
Chinese Couple
A Chinese couple had a new baby. The nurse brings over a lovely, healthy,...
First Child
A man speaks frantically into the phone, “My wife is pregnant, and her contractions...