Finding a Chinese Jew
|Sid and Al were sitting in a Chinese restaurant. “Sid,” asked Al, “are there...
Growing ripe tomatoes!
Once there was a beautiful woman who loved to work in her vegetable garden,...
Where do you find giant snails?
|Where do you find giant snails?At the end of giants fingers!
There was a young Scotsman called Andy…
There was a young Scotsman called Andy,Who knocked over his bottle of Shandy.He lifted...
2 Docs on a Date.
At a medical convention, a male doctor and a female doctor start eyeing each...
She: What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?
She: What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?He: Your sense...
Every precaution
I must take every precaution not to get pregnant,” said Edna to Priscilla. “But...
Ballroom please!
This guy’s in the rear of a full elevator and he shouts, “Ballroomplease.” A...
Polak’s Wife
A 12-year-old boy comes up to the Polak and says, “I was looking in...
20 Things a Guy Learned From Action Movies
1. No matter what my problem is, it’s the fault of someone other than...