Terms of Endearment!
Bernie was invited to his friend’s home for dinner. Morris, the host, preceded every...
Cookie the Cat’s Resolutions
|5. I will not demand to get out the minute after I come in...
New Scope
A man who just got a raise decides to buy a new scope for...
A farmer and his girlfriend…
A farmer and his girlfriend were out for a strollin the fields when they...
The bum on a street
|A bum asks a man for $2. The man asked, “Will you buy booze?”...
50 Ways to Appreciate Life
1. Watch the sunset– on a sled.2. Smile more, –it might get you a...
Trick or Treat
I never actually grapsed the whole “Trick or treat” ultimatum.Giving candy to grateful, adorable...
Say That Again
It had promised to be a sensational divorce case, with the wife accused of...
GOD’s New Commandment!
NEWS FLASH – GOD ANNOUNCES THE 11TH COMMANDMENT!During a recent staff meeting in Heaven,...
Female Stages Of Life
AGE DRINK 17 – Wine Coolers 25 – White wine 35 – Red wine...