Why are blonde jokes so short?
Why are blonde jokes so short? So men can remember them!
Why do women fake orgasms?
Why do women fake orgasms?Because men fake foreplay.
The Drunk and the Nun
There was a guy in a bar one night that got really drunk, I...
Chickens
Two chickens were talking and one chicken said to a the other chicken “who...
Little johnny at school
One day at the end of class little Johnny’s teacher has the class go...
Another costume
A guy goes into a costume shop. He says, “I’m going to acostume party,...
Coffee is better than Women.
Why Coffee Is Better Than Women:~ Coffee doesn’t mind if you wake up at...
Weighing In
your mamma is so fat when she steps on the scales it says one...
A technical bastard
A couple arrived at town hall seconds before closing time, and caught ajudge just...
Is the wife in control?
Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven. God comes and says “I want...