Holiday Season Conduct…
Conduct During the Holiday Season…Running aluminum foil through a paper shredder at Kinko’s to...
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Mongo’s old lady decided she wanted t dosomething special to please him on hisbirthday,...
Wanna Hear A Polish Joke?
Guy walks into a bar, sits downs and starts to make conversation with guy...
New Coin
A spokesperson for the U.S. Mint announced that a new fifty-cent piece was being...
Light Bulb 5
How does a blonde change a lightbulb? She says, “Daddy, I want a new...
A blind man is standing at the corner…
A blind man is standing at the corner with his seeing eye dog waiting...
What’s the definition of the perfect woman?
Ok, I’m going to get a lot of hate mail for this one…What’s the...
What did the dumb blond say to the large breasted waitress…
Q: What did the dumb blond say to the large breasted waitress after reading...
I think I need a pair of glasses
|Patient: Doctor, I think I need glasses.Teller: You certainly do! This is a bank.
Tons of Funny One-liners!
More One-liners worth passing on…Better to be occasionally cheated than perpetually suspicious.In two words...