Over my dead body!
A man happened to meet his ex-wife at a party, and after a few...
Make Me A Newfie
An Ontarian wanted to become a Newfie (ie. a Newfoundlander). He went to a...
What did the boy with a long tongue and big lips say to his mom…
What did the boy with a long tongue and biglips say to his mom...
Who Is God?
A confused nine year old boy goes up to his mother and asks, “Is...
Toooooo Cute!
A three-year-old boy went with his dad to see a new litter of kittens....
Seven Dwarfs Classic
Six of the seven dwarfs are sitting around the house one day whenSleepy rushes...
What will communism be like when perfected?
Little Boy: What will communism be like when perfected?His Father: Everyone will have what...
Lick that
Tommy, Johnny and Harry were standing around bullshitting about how tough their fathers were....
Alter Your Course!
This is an actual radio conversation released by the Chief of NavalOperations, 10-10-95, MSG#H0000115020ecb52EMHS...
Musician jokes
|Q: How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?A: Twenty. 1...