Great Lover
He: Since I first laid eyes on you, I’ve wanted to make love to...
Touched By Dallas Cowgirl
Q: What’s the smart thing to do if a Dallas Cowgirl touches you?A: Touchback.
Power to the farmers!
This one big lawyer from the city decided to take time away from his...
There goes another one
|Pat and Mick landed themselves a job at a sawmill. Just before morning tea...
A somewhat drunk man feels a…
A somewhat drunk man feels a bald man’s head and says,”Say, your head feels...
What time does the bar open?
At 3 AM a desk clerk at a hotel gets a call from a...
What did Michael Jackson say when his cock…
Q: What did Michael Jackson say when his cock slid in the little boys...
One Sunday morning the pastor noticed little Johnny…
One Sunday morning the pastor noticed little Johnny was standing staring up at the...
Diving Deep
One day a diver was enjoying the aquatic world 20 ft below sea level....
He’d wanted to be buried at sea
|There is a story about the Irishman who drowned while he was digging a...