Soakin’ Wet!
One day a boy came walking home from school. On the way home he...
TONS of Groaners. . .
Q: What’s red and goes up and down?A: A tomato in an elevator.Q: What...
pretty little head
She has a pretty little head– for a head, it’s pretty little.
Bride and Groom
This guy is getting married and he is a bit nervous since he is...
Mr. Schneider stood up in court…
Mr. Schneider stood up in court. “As God is my judge, I do not...
A tadpole!
|What kind of pole is short and floppy?A tadpole!
Blondes and Beer In Hell
A fellow dies, goes to hell, and is surprised when confronted by a room...
Quickie
You know you’ve been married too long when a “Quickie” before dinner now means...
50-50 relationship
What do men consider a 50-50 relationship?We cook, they eat! We clean, they dirty!...
A lawyer passed on and found himself in Heaven…
A lawyer passed on and found himself in Heaven,but not at all happy with...