Swearing Parrot
There’s this fellow with a parrot. And this parrot swears like a sailor, I...
yo mama so fat.. drivers license
Yo mama is so fat that her driver’s license says, “Picture continued on other...
What is your problem?
|Doctor: What seems to be the trouble?Patient: Doctor, I keep getting the feeling that...
Blondes
A blonde and a brunette are taking a walk, and the burnette goes, “Oh...
The Contest! (Very long, Very adult)
Contest: Beer vs. PussyA beer is always wet. A pussy needs encouragement. Advantage: Beer.A...
Americans
Two americans were walking through Leicester but couldn’t agree on how to pronounce it...
This one New Yorker married himself a southern gal…
This one New Yorker married himself a southern gal and brought her to the...
The Ballerina
This nasty, sweaty woman, wearing a sleeveless sundress, walks into a bar. She raises...
Boomerang
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back?A stick.
If University of Waterloo ran Christmas…
|They would immediately change the name to WatMas.