His military etiquette
|Officer: Soldier, do you have change for a dollar? Soldier: Sure, buddy. Officer: That’s...
Doctor, Doctor
One day this Blonde walked into her doctors office.”Doctor, Doctor I’m having these awlful...
A parent’s night before Christmas
|’Twas the night before Christmas when all through the houseI searched for the tools...
Choo-Choo!
Why are Blondes like railroad tracks?Because they are famous for getting laid all over...
Stirring Prescription
Patient: Doctor, what I need is something to stir me up; something to put...
Drive-In
Q: Did you hear about the 4 Pollocks who froze to death in adrive-in...
Florida driver’s license!
|I’ve sure gotten old. I’ve had two By-pass surgeries. A hip replacement, new knees....
Diaper Change
Q: Why does a blonde only change her baby’s diapers every month?A: Because it...
Reasons For John’s Sex Change
10. Lower auto insurance premiums.9. Easier to get job because of hiring quotas.8. Cleaner...
What is a grasshopper?
|What is a grasshopper?An insect on a pogo stick!