The art of foreplay
Woman, “Slow down, foreplay is an art.”Man, “Well, if you don’t get your canvas...
Ponytails
Q: Why do blondes put their hair in ponytails?A: To cover up the valve...
Automotive horror
|As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang. Answering,...
The real Joe Schmoe!
Joe was not a very romantic person, and furthermore he was rather stupid. But...
Meet the Schitts!
You don’t know Jack Schitt!When someone says “You don’t know Jack Schitt”, well, now...
OUCH AND DOUBLE OUCH!
A couple hobbled into a Washington (state) emergency room covered in bloody restaurant towels....
University courses for men and women
|Once again, the female staff at Whatsamatta University will be offering courses for men...
Battle on the Ocean
Long ago, when sailing ships ruled the waves, a captain and his crew were...
COMMAND REDUCTION OF ARMY PERSONNEL ( C.R.A.P. )
As a result of DOD budget cutbacks, we are forced to reduce the size...
Humor from the Smithsonian
The story behind this joke:… There’s this nutball who digs things out his back...