A blonde detective
|A policeman was interrogating 3 blondes who were training to become detectives. To test...
man’s idea of housework?
|What’s a man’s idea of housework?Lifting his legs so you can vacuum.
OLD NEVER DIES 3
|OLD CANNERS never die, they are preservedOLD CARS never die, they just get run...
Easy Specimens
An old man goes to the doctor. The doctor asks for stool, urine, blood,...
No Brained Women
Why don’t women have any brains?Because they don’t have any testicles to put them...
If Silicon Graphics ran Christmas…
|Ornaments would be priced slightly higher, but would hang on the tree remarkably quickly....
Elderly Blonde
Shortly after the 911 emergency number became available, an elderly and quite ill blonde...
Enchanted Rattlesnake
It was spring in the old west. The cowboys rode the still snow choked...
Funny bubbles
Mother Mary held her daughter, 20 minutes under water.Not to save herself from troubles,...
A stolen credit card
|A man said his credit card was stolen but he decided not to report...