I just had a dream about it
|A young woman was taking an afternoon nap. After she woke up, she told...
What’s the similarity between Michael Jackson and McDonalds?
Here’s a gross one:What’s the similarity between Michael Jackson and McDonalds?They both stick their...
In the bar.
A guy walks into a bar. He’s a rather large, menacing chap. He chugs...
Got to glow now!
|What did one firefly say to the other?Got to glow now!
Internet Test
Have you been spending more and more time using the Internet? Have your cheeks...
Red Light Driving
Q: What goes VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH?A: A blonde going through a flashing red...
Buns and Puns!
One Monday morning, Grover picking up the kids along a new bus route.At the...
Dinosaurs
Whats a lesbian dinosaur? A lickalotofpuss !Whats a gay dinosaur? A lickdicknopuss !
Blonde Jokes
Q: Why do men like blonde jokes?A: Because they can understand them.
Mother’isms! (Long Joke)
My most memorable one was, after being lightly smacked on the butt and asking,...