A preacher was completing a temperance sermon…
A preacher was completing a temperance sermon: with great expression he said, “If I...
Taking measures
“Mom, I’m pregnant.”"How can that be? What did I tell you about sex?”"That I...
Jay Leno Jokes!
Jay Leno Jokes from the Tonight Show…Pharmaceutical companies that make birth control pills are...
It’s so easy to milk a cow…
It’s so easy to milk a cow. Any jerk can do it.
What did George W. Bush get on his S.A.T.’s
Q. What did George W Bush get on his S.A.T.’s? A. Drool.
Dealing with criminals
|A local policeman had just finished his shift one cold November evening and was...
Mystery Writer
Q: How can you tell if a blonde writes mysteries?A: She has a checkbook.
Professional Courtesy?
A doctor and his wife were sunbathing on a beach when a beautiful young...
This fellow comes to confession…
This fellow comes to confession. “Father, he said, forgive mefor I have sinned.”The priest...
A fellow dies, goes to hell, and is surprised when…
A fellow dies, goes to hell, and is surprised whenconfronted by a room full...