The Very Special Parrot!
A man walked into a pet store looking for a new pet for his...
Insults
You’re so ugly, yo momma had to tie a pork chop around your neck...
Prison and Work…one and the same!
IN PRISON…You spend the majority of your time in an 8×10 cell. AT WORK…..You...
Scary organization
|The most dangerous organization in America today is:a) The KKKb) The American Nazi Partyc)...
Salami & the Talibuttheads
Q&A’s about Salami Bin Coward & the Talibuttheads:Q: Why does Salami Bin Coward carry...
What Do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
What Do you tell a woman with two black eyes ? Nothing, you told...
You might be from a small town if:
1. You can name everyone you graduated with2. You get a whiff of manure...
Recycling
A wife arriving home after a shopping trip, was horrified to find her husband...
White House Ghosts
One night, Bill Clinton was awakened by George Washington’s ghost in the White House....
They Eloped
First Convict: I heard the Warden’s daughter up and married a guy down on...