Roosters
An old farmer decided it was time to get a new rooster. The current...
Billy Gates writes to Santa
|Dear Santa,How are you doing? I hope you’ve had a successful year and have...
Dog Rules
Dog Rules…1. The dog is not allowed in the house.2. Okay, the dog is...
The cashier
Well, one day, an idiot looking for a job finally came across a cigarette...
Three blind mice!
|What have 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can’t see?Three blind mice!
Dollars equal cents
|Theorem: 1$ = 1c.Proof:And another that gives you a sense of money disappearing.1$ =...
Only A Head
Nine months to the day following their wedding, the Coopers had a baby. Unfortunately,...
Ticklish Tongue
Patient: My tongue tingles when I touch it to a cracked walnut wrapped in...
Make Me A Newfie
An Ontarian wanted to become a Newfie (ie. a Newfoundlander). He went to a...
Ten years on a deserted island
|A man is stranded on a desert island, all alone for ten years. One...