The programmer’s cheer
|Shift to the left, shift to the right!Pop up, push down, byte, byte, byte!
The problems with golf
|The only problem with golf is that the slow people are always in front...
Wedding Toast 3
Don’t go on your honeymoon for longer than 5 days, or you will get...
Procrastinator’s Creed
1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...
R.A.P.
R.A.P.:RetardsAttemptingPoetry
First Visit
The young blonde bride made her first appointment with a gynecologist and told him...
Why did clinton follow the chicken across the road?
Why did clinton follow the chicken across the road? because, he couldn’t get his...
Hung Like An Elephant
This little boy is visiting the zoo with his father. They stop to have...
Homemade Bargain Gift
Here’s a money saving tip for Christmas: Glue Ju Ju Bee on a Brick...
Why were there only 49 contestants at the Miss Ebonics USA pageant?
Q: Why were there only 49 contestants at the Miss Ebonics USA pageant? A:...