Who is on First?
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The Ballerina
This nasty, sweaty woman, wearing a sleeveless sundress, walks into a bar. She raises...
Signs and notices 21
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. At my University’s...
Naughty Night Before Christmas
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The patient came into the doctor’s office…
The patient came into the doctor’s office, suffering from amnesia.The doctor asked, “Have you...
Little Johnny was in class again…
Little Johnny was in class again.Teacher asked everyone “Can anyone tell me a sentence...
A man went to the doctor for a check up…
A man went to the doctor for a check up. “How do you feel?”...
Evaluating employees
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Death
Death: What some patients do in the end, to humiliate the doctor.
The Brown and White Cows!
There was a farmer who had a brown cow and a white cow and...