Husband: I do not know why you wear a bra…
Husband: I don’t know why you wear a bra, you’ve got nothing to put...
Lovely gift
A young man wanted to purchase a gift for his new sweetheart’s birthday, and...
The Perfect Day
- Her 8:45 Wake up to hugs and kisses 9:00 5 lbs lighter on...
How big is the penis of Bill Clinton?
How big is Bill Clinton’s Penis? Not as big as Hillary’s
Sewage, Oh no
When a man attempted to siphon gasoline from a motor home parked on a...
There once was a baby elephant and a baby turtle…
There once was a baby elephant and a baby turtle drinking from a river...
Is it possible to kill a mother-in-law with newspaper?
Q. Is it possible to kill a mother-in-law with newspaper?A. Yes, if you wrap...
Things You Never Use
Donna arrived home from work early one day and found her husband, Glen, in...
Protesting
I’m against picketing, but I don’t know how to show it.-Mitch Hedberg
Crazy Nun
One day a little old nun was going 35 miles an hour down the...