“Brrr!”
This guy walks into a pub with a gremlin sitting on his shoulder. He...
Height Problems
A lady had a height problem – she was TOO tall, being excatly 2...
I want to see something really cheap
|After being away on business for a week before Christmas, Tom thought it would...
Saggy Boobs
Q: What did one saggy boob say to the other?A: “We’d better get some...
Why don’t men get mad cow disease?
A woman asks: “Why don’t men get mad cow disease?”Another woman replies: “Because men...
Drinking Buddies
Two men are sitting next to each other in an Irish-style pub in New...
Gas Attack
There was once a very prim and proper older lady who had a problem...
Temperatures
Temperatures60 degrees – Californians put their sweaters on. 50 degrees – Miami residents turn...
Musician jokes
|Q: How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?A: Twenty. 1...
Staring down from the bench to announce the terms…
Staring down from the bench to announce the terms of thedivorce decree, the judge...