Worries about mad cow disease
|There were these two cows, chatting over the fence between their fields.The first cow...
The Incredible Golf Ball
Two Golfers were approaching the first tee.The first guy goes into his golf bag...
A duck walks into a general store…
A duck walks into a general store and asks the manager,”Gotany fresh fruit?”"No.”"Got any...
A guy bought his wife a beautiful diamond ring for…
A guy bought his wife a beautiful diamond ring for Christmas. A friend of...
Social Security Sex
Two men were talking. “So, how’s your sex life?” “Oh, nothing special. I’m having...
A cowboy walked into a barber shop…
A cowboy walked into a barber shop, sat on the barber’s chair and said,...
Secret
This guy walks into a bar and two steps in realizes it’s a gay...
Two pieces of string walk into a bar…
Two pieces of string walk into a bar. The first one walks up to...
You know why there is a string on a tampon?
You know why there’s a string on a tampon? So the crabs can bungee...