Guitar jokes
|Q: How do you make him stop playing?A: Put notes on it!Q: What did...
A Jewish couple, are sitting together on an airplane flying…
A Jewish couple, are sitting together on an airplane flying to the Far East....
Death of an Eel
Little Johnny was 7 years old, and like other boys his age, rather curious....
Why do they bury lawers 26 feet underground?
Why do they bury lawers 26 feet underground?Because deep down, they are really nice...
The story of a very short man
|A man walks into a bar and says, “Bartender, give me two shots.” Bartender...
Marriage quotes 06
|Marriage is like a mousetrap. Those on the outside are trying to get in....
How can a man tell when his sperm count is elevated?
How can a man tell when his sperm count is elevated?His girlfriend has to...
Careful when you wish
Two men died and went to Heaven. St. Peter greeted them, and said “I’m...
Tombstone Epitaph IX
Tombstone Epitaph:Oops! Harry Edsel Smith of Albany, New York:Born 1903–Died 1942Looked up the elevator...
On their honeymoon night…
On their honeymoon night, the burly groom took off his pants and asked his...