Love & Marriage Quotes
I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be...
Dyslexic Agnostic Insomniac
What is a dyslexic agnostic insomniac?Someone who lays awake at night wondering if there...
Almost celibate
“I’m finished with Judi!” Jon exclaimed to his friend. “She brokedown and told me...
I’m gaining weight doctor
|Trish: My stomach is getting awfully big, doctor.Doctor: You should diet.Trish: Really? What color?
I have a big problem
|Bill and Boris are taking a break from a long summit. Boris says to...
Whatever you want it to be
Q. What do you call the temperature between two west virginians?A. Relative Humidity
A new national anthem?
Sources close to President Clinton say he is proposing a newnational anthem for the...
Super Bowl Tragedy
Bob received a free ticket to the Super Bowl from his company. Unfortunately, when...
Paddy wanted to be an accountant, so he went…
Paddy wanted to be an accountant, so he went for an aptitude test.Tester: If...
Susie walkin the dog!
A little girl asks her Mom, “May I take the dog for a walk...