Real classified ads 04
These are supposedly actual classified ads that have appeared in various papers across the...
Bying a horse
This guy owns a horse stud farm, and gets a call from a friend”I...
What is green and smells like pig?
What’s green and smells like pig? – Kermit’s fingers.
Another Chicken Joke
Why did the rabbit cross the road? Chicken’s day off!
Army vs. Marines!
Two Marines boarded a quick shuttle flight out of Dallas, headed for Houston.One sat...
Blonde quickies 101-120
101. Q: How do you get a blonde to marry you? A: Tell her...
OLD NEVER DIES 11
|OLD RADIOS never die, they just stop receivingOLD RAILROADERS never die, they just derailOLD...
Hide and squeak!
|What is a mouse’s favorite game?Hide and squeak!
Pathetic lawsuits
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
I’ll use my seeing eye dog
|A blind man with a seeing eye dog at his side walks into a...