Ride ‘em Cowboy!
Ed and Ted went to the fair. They came across a small crowd gathered...
Bubba and Monica
Question: Why should Monica Lewinsky never go to medical school?Answer: She sucked as an...
What do you call someone who fucks kids in the ass?
What do you call someone who fucks kids in the ass?A backdoor pedofile!
Turned Into a Mom When…
|You automatically double-knot everything you tie. You find yourself humming the Barney song as...
glow worm unhappy
|Why was the glow worm unhappy?Because her children weren’t that bright!
Ladies – here’s the Pefect Man!
After careful consideration and endless debate The Perfect Man has finally been named!He’s tan!*******He’s...
Xmas Like A Day At the Office
Why is Christmas just like a day at the office?You do all the work...
A neutron at a bar
|A neutron walks into a bar. “I’d like a beer” he says.The bartender promptly...
What does a girl with bulimia call two fingers?
What does a girl with bulimia call two fingers?Desert.
Terrorist and PMS
What is the difference between a terrorist and a PMS woman?You can negotiate with...