What’s a real mate?
Q: What’s a real mate?A: Someone who’ll go into town, get two head jobs...
Boarding from what gate?
|At the airport for a business trip, I settled down to wait for the...
What is an atheists favorite Christmas movie?
What’s an atheist’s favorite Christmas movie?Coincidence on 34th Street.
Whats a blondes favorite surgery?
Whats a blonde’s favorite surgery?A Slipodictomy.
Bear Hunting
One day Fred decided he wanted to take up deer hunting. So Fred went...
On their wedding night the husband was so self…
On their wedding night the husband was so self – conscious about the smallness...
A woman’s random thoughts!
Skinny people irritate me! Especially when they say things like, “You know sometimes I...
There was a little old man who had a bit of a speech impediment…
There was a little old man who had a bit of a speech impediment.One...
Creative Sex!
Morris complained to his friend Irving, that love making with his wife was becoming...
Brrr Its Cold
An American has sex with a Soviet emigre woman. The next day his prick...