Why did the Navy switch to liquid soap?
Q: Why did the Navy switch to liquid soap?A: It’s harder to pick up.
Florida driver’s license!
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A man goes into a bar with his pet octopus and says “I’ll bet...
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Teaching the child
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Using The Thermometer!
Upon arriving home in eager anticipation of a leisurely evening, the husband was met...
Your mom is soooo fat…
Your mom is so fat, I can get morning exercise by running around here!
Indicator
A businessman entered a tavern, sat down at the bar, and ordered a doublescotch...
Jewish mothers
Did you hear about the tramp who walked up to the Jewish mother on...